Drawing by Nick Scum
Drawing by Nick Scum
The Krazies are a punk band out of Cadyville/Gabriels/Plattsburgh, NY. I'll be adding more stuff soon, but check out what I have so far. I just added some sound files, thanks to Lynn Buttenbusch who recorded them into her computer and sent them to me. If you're looking to learn from other people's mistakes, learn a few things from us.
Top five reasons our songs are like how we have sex:
5. Other people have better songs, but we haven't had any complaints yet.
4. Nick writes songs alone in the shower.
3. Nobody will ever pay us good money to see us perform.
2. We don't practice very often, but we really really want to.
1. It doesn't take long for us to finish playing a song, and it's usually pretty rough and sloppy.
And the top five reasons our songs are NOT like how we have sex:
5. We've never played a show on top of a picnic table before.
4. Nick actually plays shows once in a while.
3. Brian's on time when there's sex involved.
2. Adam is an experienced band member.
1. People are happy when we ask them to play a show with us.
"There is now a bill in congress that would prevent human cloning. I say, if we can prevent just one more boy band from being started... LET'S GO FOR IT!!" - Jay Leno
"It was announced today that Elton John and rapper Eminem will perform a duet at the Grammys. When asked if he felt conflicted performing with the obviously gay artist, Elton John said, 'I don't have a problem with it'." - Tina Fey
"Sanctity of life, you believe in it? Personally, I think it's a bunch of shit. Well I mean, life is sacred? Who said so? God? Hey if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death. Has been for thousands of years. Hindus, Muslims, Jews, Christians, all taking turns killing each other because God told them it was a good idea. The sword of God, the blood of the land, vengence is mine, MILLIONS of dead mother fuckers. Millions of dead mother fuckers all because they gave the wrong answer to the God question. You believe in God? No. *bang* Dead. You Believe in God? Yes. Do you believe in my God? No. *bang* Dead. My God has a bigger dick than your God." - George Carlin
"I gotta tell ya, when it comes to bullshit, truly major league bullshit you have to stand back in awe of the all time heavy weight champion of false promises and exaggerated claims... Religion. Organized religion. It's no contest. Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it... Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky... Who watches every thing you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of 10 specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you, and he needs money." - George Carlin
"I don't see what the big deal is about cloning. Scientists are just now doing what the Gap has been doing for years." - Colin Quinn
Kezar the Lezar (Sorry, couldn't come up with a brilliant and amazing rhyme like some people can)
My dad's not on the board,
and it really sucks,
i'm jealous I can't break the rules,
cause it would make me more punx.
Don't give a shit about you,
I'm the only punk rock Chris,
I play guitar like shit,
maybe one day I'll get a chick.
I'm too fucking punk for this song to be sung,
I'm punk as hell because I put a fork through my tongue.
I look cool, I kick ass, I swear i'm not a hick,
oh, and ignore that picture of me sucking dick.
I don't care about rules, I can do what I want,
I write stupid songs about friends as a way to taunt.
I can barely read but I do like to drink,
my piercings must be affecting the way I think.
I'm too fucking punk for this song to be sung,
I'm punk as hell because I put a fork through my tongue.
I look cool, I kick ass, I swear i'm not a hick,
oh, and ignore that picture of me sucking dick.
Well I was thinkin it over,
I only play two chords,
but i'm heavy metal punk,
and I play for Mr. Ward.
I'm too fucking punk for this song to be sung,
I'm punk as hell because I put a fork through my tongue.
I look cool, I kick ass, I swear i'm not a hick,
oh, and ignore that picture of me sucking dick.
What's on Nick's mind?
What's on Adam's mind?
What's on Brian's mind?
Contact the individual members
7/29/01 - Nothing. We're not even a band anymore. Go away.
5/18/01 - I added a pic of me at the prom in the pictures section, check it out and laugh at me. I also added the lyrics to Kezar the Lezar on the front page. In personal news, Brian is still lost, Adam has a new chick, and Nick just turned 19.
5/10/01 - I added a few pics of our show on March 3rd, but they all suck. We need to hire a real photographer or something. What's up is the best of the bunch. The Krazies are currently on hold because of no drummer, but Nick has a new band called the Negligent playing the Getaway May 19th, check them out.
3/12/01 - I added some pictures of our show on January 27th. Be sure to check them out!
3/07/01 - The show went okay, Tom did a pretty good job on drums for only practicing once. We're still looking for a permanent replacement, if you know anybody email me or Nick. Also, the guestbook is now set on moderation, so all entries have to be approved before they appear. You can thank Adrienne for that.
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