Duties: Drums

Equipment: Sonor Drum Set

Home: Plattsburgh

Originally: Plattsburgh

Job: UPS

Age: 21

Marital Status: ?

Education: Graduated High School

Distinctive factor: Height

Obsessed with: The phrase "We raped that song."

Annoyances: Hippies

Favorite things: Strippers

Quotes: "Don't laugh when I do my Ringo Star drum beat." "I should just get 'rape me' tattooed on my forehead." "Jesus Nick, my eyes are still fucking watering."

Previous bands: John Dough

Brian is uhhh... a drummer. Don't ask what he likes because I have no idea. He's the most talented member of the band, and has a drum set that's worth more than my life, but he usually ends up using Nick's instead. It saves moving them around all the damn time. Brian never comes to practice, or to shows...