Never feed Nick chicken.
Dating a Christian girl is like sticking your head in a meat grinder.
It's not wise to eat a big meal and then roll down a big hill.
Engagement rings are fucking expensive.
When punks and cheerleaders cross breed, you get ska.
Never have a hippy as a room mate.
Listening to I Hate People is dangerous.
Deoderant spray IS flammable after all.
Never date a girl that needs to take medication to stay sane. Sometimes people forget things...
Trying to drive a car in the middle of a snow storm at 2 o'clock in the morning isn't the smartest things to do.