Name: Megan

Duties: Groupy, Taking Pictures, Videotaping

Home: Clayburg

Originally: Clayburg

Job: Keeping Nick happy (And K-Mart on the side)

Age: 18

Marital Status: Engaged

Education: Graduated from Saranac High School

Distinctive factor: She's a girl (duh)

Obsessed with: Porn

Annoyances: Asian people, because they have black nipples... Aparantly.

Favorite things: I'm working on it, GIVE ME A BREAK!

Quotes: "You guys sound a hell of a lot better than Bombshell did." "Let's see if Luke will eat this."

Megan is a cool chick that hangs out with the band. She's Nick's girl, so we feel bad about telling her to leave, so she's around... Just kidding, just kidding. She advises us on writing songs, but unfortunately, nobody listens to her. Picture coming soon...